Entered the room with enormous confidence and no idea what a technical interview was.
Alright, implement Fibonacci.
Sure. import fibonacci from "fibonacci". Done.
> In my defence: why reinvent what already exists?
Silence. The good kind? Almost certainly not the good kind.
Interesting choice. Could you walk me through writing it yourself?
Sure, I could, but the library is tested and handles a lot of edge cases I probably wouldn't think of.
> Still not reading the room.
Pauses. Polite follow-up questions. Answered with complete sincerity.
We'll be in touch.
Got the offer. Turned out to be one of the best roles I've had, learned an enormous amount.
Every time someone reaches for a library now, I try very hard not to smile.